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Food goes extinct

Food and extinction dont mix

Just a few hours before food completely went extinct a fat man ate the last food item, a mcdonadls french fry. It caused chaos and now nobody knows what to do and humans will start dying if they dont have food after a while. The fat man goes by the name fat terry. It turns out that fat terry is getting cancelled right at the very moment. Fat terry got a death sentence for eating the last fry

His mother claimed that he said,

here's the last food item.

His mom tried to tell him not to but he ate it too fast and she started crying because she wanted some of the fry too.

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